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STAGES OF LOVE - Love eats your brains long before you become a zombie ...


TAGS: stages of love eats brains
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Budog

HappyNoodleGirl - May 4, 2012, 11:51 pm
I LOVE this xD totes was not expecting the zombies!


CALLING MY EX -


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Ism

Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

HA...LOVE IT!!!
RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


DEATH -


TAGS: victory life advantage
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by gas

falloutghoul - August 31, 2011, 10:19 pm
An advantage that, in the end, we will lose.
gas - August 26, 2011, 6:36 pm
haha that would have been great
gas - August 26, 2011, 6:28 pm
thanks :) although the text isn't mine... I just found it fitted very well with that particular scene
Reality Lord - August 26, 2011, 5:33 pm

fav'd...very nice dude
Airman - August 26, 2011, 4:25 pm
best 2 out of 3?
crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:55 pm
Fanta5tic
gas - August 26, 2011, 3:06 pm
yep xD
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 1:58 am
.. You can run if you like, you'll ju5t die tired.
mariand - August 26, 2011, 1:00 am
nice 5aid


GOOD OL' DAYS -


TAGS: tricycle tag hide and seek childhood fun
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

spacedog - August 4, 2010, 7:14 pm
Excellent poster Aggy. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 4, 2010, 1:46 am
Gold! 5L
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:42 am
Heh, heh. You funny guy.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Would've been eight hours had your KY not dried up.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:41 am
Let me guess... you found a peep hole?
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:39 am
Awww shucks, I only had 5 hours on the roof of a dive Mexican dance bar.
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:36 am
10 fukkin hours today!
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:35 am
You've been out diggin' ditches today, haven't you?
agdaniele - August 4, 2010, 1:34 am
Alaska?
ICEMAN - August 4, 2010, 1:25 am
You obviously didn't grow up in the Valley of the Neverending Sun.


I LOVE EXERCISE -


TAGS: vintage hilda exercise pinup poster
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

nicholsjoshua15 - November 1, 2017, 6:15 am
I would still *** that, I'm chubby too!
lgvernon - January 13, 2014, 8:32 pm

I love vintage pinup art. I think it's beautiful. Hilda is my favorite because she's so uninhibited. She's also zaftig, as I have been all my life. She's validating, I suppose. Thanks!
premiumgrade - January 13, 2014, 8:05 pm
LG, I love this character. I ran across Duane Bryers’s Hilda 6 months ago. I’d never seen her before. You’d think I would have considering I’m 68 & she’s been around as far back at 1957. I guess I led a sheltered life.


GO AHEAD - join in resistance is futile




A Beer In Hand -


TAGS: beer words wisdom fridge vintage
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

mariand - November 27, 2014, 7:11 pm
hehehe... good one


LIFE -




SATAN -




BURNING DESIRE -


TAGS: typewriter journal tags dollhead internet
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

Verdeckt - July 15, 2011, 8:22 pm
B-E-A-Utiful


IF FAITH -


TAGS: religion graffiti illusion tags tth
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Cubbybear - June 25, 2010, 11:07 pm
5/5 how true trash


FATTIES - DRIVING WITH REAL GEAR -


TAGS: lol roflmao fat chubby moped scooter traffic manga lol anime piece of **** turd chicks love it oh god no ur reading my tags you lame ass b**** 4**** 4ever
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by Rudi-OH-NO

SD-619-II - October 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
They see me rollin'...


APOCALYPSE - THEY TEAMED UP! OH SHI-!


TAGS: communism pentagram satan game over apocalypse
Rating: 2.24/5

More motifakes by Wharrgarbl

Dante - February 6, 2009, 1:11 am
Many religions are about worshipping the soul. But you do not call yourself a Satanist than claim that you do not worship Satan in some form or another...
Töm - December 25, 2008, 5:38 am
People don't know much about satanism. Its not about worshiping Satan, but rather the human spirit. Look up Anton Lavey. Also, AUS is a socialist democracy.
Da5id - November 5, 2008, 10:11 am
Ahh yes, the chalice and phallace. In this case the 4 points of matter and the 5th point of soul, being demeaned as less important than nature, plus a tool of agriculture and industry. Sounds like science.
Dante - October 10, 2008, 5:41 pm
Wonderful, so halfway through they will run out of money and collapse. Afterwards they will gather in their mom's basement and b**** about it to Satan who, even in his wrong mind, would never want to come near the whiny bunch of morons.
RnR - October 2, 2008, 3:10 pm
fyi the jewish star has SIX points, basically two triangles superimposed ... as for the terrorist statement... the mossad is listening, so we cant speak about it
Amaterasu - October 2, 2008, 12:57 pm
Socialism pwns, but communism should be ra**d in all it's holes. By the way, the other is jew simbol, and jews aren't terrorists.
warrgarbl - September 17, 2008, 1:10 pm
lol i AM a socialist. wel... i was born in a socialist/communist country. i just thought this pic was funny so i decided to make something out of it
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 1:17 am
STFU! Socialism pwns, b****.


MY FIRST FRIEND -


TAGS: dedication to tag and tugger
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - November 19, 2012, 9:06 pm
Thanks kid. Means a lot coming from you. Cheers
TheOne - November 19, 2012, 8:30 pm
Love it, mans best friend to the very end.
GaryO - September 26, 2012, 8:15 am
Thank you very much, rob. No worries. Cheers.
robotnik - September 25, 2012, 10:36 pm
I love this, and dont worry, i hold my animal in the highest regard and love. 5L's man
GaryO - September 24, 2012, 6:47 am
They don't??!! GRRRR....(thank you Missy)
MissPriss - September 24, 2012, 1:00 am
Beautiful tribute Gary. I only wish all pet owners could feel that close to their animals and hold them in such high regard!
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 7:23 pm
Thank you, laddie...hah! It was the weekend and I was sober....was
M0rd3kaI - September 23, 2012, 7:18 pm
Wow... astonishingly versed, exquisitely composed. Hat off to you sir. 5 very deserving Poodles.
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 5:56 pm
Thank you very much, guys
mariand - September 23, 2012, 5:31 pm
amsome... you did it Gary... ;)
crankyhead - September 23, 2012, 5:22 pm
Gorgeou5.
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 4:48 pm
Thanks Mooooooooooooooooooo. Yes, I’ll sign up and post. Woof (cheers)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2012, 4:40 pm
I hope this is on dig my dog and motitwist as well. 5 lions in dog years is 35 lions.
GaryO - September 23, 2012, 4:26 pm
Me too, Mao. I was sixteen. Thank you
maoworks2 - September 23, 2012, 3:43 pm
I Lost My Pal A Long Time Ago. Great One GaryO 5 Woofs.


i want to play a game -


TAGS: saw tag horror
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by getuppunk

arsanlupin - May 8, 2013, 7:07 am
"You're"


SURPRISING FLEXIBILITY - When the laws of physics won't allow you to bend over and those cookies are prone to falling on the floor, you adapt


TAGS: flexibility fat black stage cookies
Rating: 2.65/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Sean - July 17, 2009, 9:54 pm
I'm guissing that ... only n****.
agdaniele - July 17, 2009, 9:51 pm
What would you do for a family pack of Klondike Bars?


HOSTAGE SITUATION -


TAGS: squirrel hostage negotiate never
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 11:08 pm
oh, I thought it was for the "not a proud man" comment
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I meant Ya figure about guyfox wanting a pat on the back.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:59 pm
Hammy? What? huh?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:56 pm
well Hammy had the "clever" thing covered
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
Ya figure?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I am not a proud man
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I think he really wanted a shout out for discovering the pic.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:45 pm
Pretty cool how Guy traveled back in time to say you're welcome before you thanked him.
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 7:29 pm
I couldn't have done this without Guy posting the pic on the "poster fodder" thread. Thanks for the free pic guy!
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 7:26 pm
Excellent.
guyfox - October 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
you're welcome!
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:53 pm
Perfection.
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm
LOL!! 5L


GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -


TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Who Cares?

forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
Cheers!


KEEPS GETTING HARDER - There is a reason why men happen to be natural at gaming and why women only like to play occasionally




DON'T BE DISCOURAGED GRASSHOPPER - With practice comes experience, With experience comes knowledge. With knowledge comes wisdom, and with wisdom you can finally facepalm at someone else.




NAME TAGS - Let other people know what you're all about




TAG - Your it


TAGS: tag adams cousin it funny
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by weemzylut

BoneCD - November 17, 2010, 8:51 am
love it! 5P from me


ANGEL OF DEATH -


TAGS: tag
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Bull

Chrysophase2003 - May 16, 2012, 12:51 pm
If I did that, it would be alot of other people's last day too.
Chrysophase2003 - May 16, 2012, 12:51 pm
If I did that, it would be alot of other people's last day too.
dizzie107c - May 16, 2012, 12:21 pm
what he said
Zetmonk - May 15, 2012, 6:24 am
Nice.


REMEMBER BEING YOUNG? -


TAGS: stages of growing old
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 7:45 am
excellent
Derek - June 28, 2011, 6:45 am
It wouldn't hurt your look to put on a bit of weight.
tellitlikeitis - June 28, 2011, 6:19 am
Well, we all love Santa Claus.
Iconoclast - June 27, 2011, 8:55 pm
I know the feeling, but you still have more black in your hair and beard than I do. Good poster anyway. 5 "Just for Men" treatments for you. :-)
rerun - June 27, 2011, 8:15 pm

A approve this message


KILL RECORD - I would gtfo of his way. You are just a number to him Or a very creepy unique stencil




CROWD-ROLLING - fasten your seat-belt!


TAGS: wheelchair stage dive
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by forseti

TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 8:04 pm
Excellent Fishing around Lake of the woods.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 8:00 pm
Im on the Winnipeg river, Pointe du bois is the first dam on it. if you go upstream from there you hit lake of the woods
TheTrashHeap - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
Can you get onto the wpg river?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:59 pm
I just finished my 15 page research paper and knocked off my other a**ignments early in the term. fishing season starts early in Ontario and i can make it there in my boat
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:49 pm
I wish I had so much time. Two term papers, and two major projects due on the last week.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:47 pm
I just finished my last paper so i got nothing to do but party till exams.totally pumped!
MrRandom - March 31, 2010, 7:46 pm
I know the feeling Canada. Seeing Amon Amarth on one of my last days of classes. I'll be bruised, battered, and hungover. Finals, here I come.
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:42 pm
5 Finger death punch! its the perfect venue too, almost all of it is floor.
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Who you going to see?
CANADA - March 31, 2010, 7:37 pm
Im pumped for Saturday. I love crowd surfing and i LOVE mosh pits
Faceplant31 - March 31, 2010, 7:05 pm
Careful don't drop him, you wouldn't want him to end up in a whee.... nevermind


SPELLCHECKER -




GOTCHA -


TAGS: tag you are it
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Bull



Innocence -


TAGS: dog grin sketchy trouble tag
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - February 25, 2015, 12:23 am
pup looks like it has human dentures! LOL! 5L


PROFESSIONAL BABYSITTER -




THE HOLY GRAIL - FOUND IT!




Bureaucracy -


TAGS: government pentagon
Rating: 2.7/5

More motifakes by Ernie

R(love)ution - May 26, 2008, 8:02 pm
People CAN rise up against Bureaucracy, and in dire situations people can overthrow them to... however, people can only beg God for forgiveness!


HURRY ITS CREEPY -




KITTENS PENTAGON -




REINDEER GAMES -


TAGS: reindeer day tag your re it
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Produceman117 - December 22, 2009, 11:07 am
Ha! Fun poster. 5.


LONELINESS -


TAGS: drunk vintage ****s
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by OhQueso

james - April 29, 2009, 7:04 pm
just thought id have to be wasted to hit any of them lol
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:27 pm
Oh, the irony.


Beer Bye-bye -


TAGS: tag
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by demon001



CELL PHONES -


TAGS: vintage car phones cell
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by champ99

Brawler - July 30, 2011, 6:28 am
Aahhh, sweet times. when you could clobber a man to death with a carphone


SWEAT -




ALL DOGS GO TO HEAVEN - “Lassie in trouble,” barked Lassie on her death bed.




I INTEND TO LIVE FOREVER - so far so good


TAGS: tag
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Zook



HAIRPIECE - You can lie to yourself, but the rest of the world can see you left the price tag on.




CHU-CITY - Every "TRAILER-PARK" Has one GUN-NUT Psycho-Skinhead running around it!


TAGS: 32nd brigade red arrow army national guard hostage trailer park chu city
Rating: 1.7/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

The HOOF - September 12, 2009, 6:58 am
He has no bullets in that rifle.
Agent K - August 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
yeah most likely Iraq...possibly Afghanistan or Kyrgyzstan but I'd bet on Iraq.
knowitall - August 17, 2009, 5:16 pm
unless it's in some faggy country like england where guns are illegal.
T. - August 16, 2009, 9:12 pm
Looks like it's in Iraq. Army PX flip flops, uniform looking trailers, the M4 looks fairly standard, tree's look like iraq trees I'd guess a small fob north of bagdad.
KDP3 - August 15, 2009, 11:01 pm
only one gun nut? I disagree


............................................................................... -


TAGS: one tag
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

curlyrocks - September 2, 2013, 7:45 pm
Blew m5 mind
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 2, 2013, 4:08 pm
nice. 5L
rerun - September 2, 2013, 3:44 pm

Very clever. I like it.


WE'LL LOOK BACK AND LAUGH -


TAGS: vintage fashion computer woman clothes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by djrcreative

vulture - February 20, 2012, 10:24 pm
Oops - my bad. Elnett with two 'T's
djrcreative - February 11, 2012, 7:24 am
Elnet? Is that a type of interwebs? LOL! Bit before my time. However, the 80s had massively teased hair held by Aqua Net, and the 90s had poofy bangs. So...it's just a matter of time before history repeats itself. ;)
vulture - February 11, 2012, 1:56 am
Ah, yes! "Big Hair"... an hour of backcombing and a whole can of Elnet!
djrcreative - February 10, 2012, 1:53 pm
Thanks. :D
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 12:36 pm
g55d run daniel :)


Doc Called -


TAGS: vintage test results phone girl
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 10, 2014, 1:39 pm
Two negatives make a positive though right?
Thedge - November 10, 2014, 4:52 am
Negative? Again?


PHYSICS -


TAGS: vintage pinup humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 7, 2013, 12:12 pm

That means you're utterly brilliant, Cynic~~
lgvernon - June 7, 2013, 12:12 pm

I was only teasing you, Sho!~~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 7, 2013, 2:48 am
Oh, my God. Both is occurring right before my eyes.
Sho - June 7, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh no no. I'm sorry if it came out in a grumpy way lol. Btw, luv the pic style. fav'd
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 11:06 pm

Well, I've been characterized as many things, but slow isn't one of them. I think you're just Grumpy (or maybe Sleepy, Sneezy, or Doc). You're lovable anyway.
Sho - June 6, 2013, 7:37 pm
The only reason people seem bright until they speak is not because light travels faster than sound. It's because you're slow
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 7:10 pm

Depends entirely on whether they're coming or going;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 6:30 pm
So seeing them is a good thing or a bad thing?
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:11 pm

Thanks, Cynic!~
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:11 pm

You're very observant!~
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 4:10 pm

(Actually, they're invisible. I was just testing you.)
GaryO - June 6, 2013, 3:10 pm
‘Sparklies’?…whew…..thought that was my brain
EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:00 pm
Optimist's view: she wants me to retrieve it.
lgvernon - June 6, 2013, 1:49 pm

Thank you! I had fun making the sparklies~~
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2013, 12:51 pm
Ha! Nice.


Old Days -


TAGS: grandpa grandchildren vintage comparisons lying
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 13, 2015, 1:07 am
Um...er...of course!
lgvernon - January 13, 2015, 12:43 am

Referring, of course, to the length of his beard.


Self-Esteem -


TAGS: puppy collar tag too cute
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - July 27, 2015, 1:03 am
...while others put their shoes on the wrong feet and their shirt on backwards! LOL! 5L!
GaryO - July 25, 2015, 4:44 am
woof


POINTLESS -


TAGS: tag point for me parody
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by BuggattEH

crankyhead - May 11, 2011, 4:48 am
132294 dang yer good. do you take requests at all?


3 STAGES TO THE LIFE OF A MARRIED MAN -




S E X I S M - You can be classy about it too


TAGS: classic sammich vintage
Rating: 3.89/5

More motifakes by Zreiser

Zreiser - January 1, 2011, 5:29 am
Sorry, I didn't see the logo, but it's good to pay tribute at least a little bit to Ron for finding such a great ph**o. It's a great platform for many many jokes
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 7:43 pm
#35682
ICEMAN - December 31, 2010, 7:36 pm
Too freakin' funny. Now they're stealing from Ron. 1L
rerun - December 31, 2010, 5:43 pm

would have been better had you cropped out the "ronsart" logo.
Reality Lord - December 31, 2010, 11:28 am

for a new contributor...nice!


ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE - ~William Shakespeare




MUFFIN PERCENTAGE FAIL - When your muffin only contains 54% muffin




Day 3 -


TAGS: wednesday day 3 hostage situation
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

MissPriss - May 7, 2014, 11:57 am
5L for Ism for being creative enough to think of Wednesday as anything other than Hump Day!


WORKING WHILE SICK -


TAGS: contagion breeds contempt sick
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - October 17, 2013, 1:29 pm

I feel the same way about people who send their kids to school sick. I understand. Some people just don't have child care, but man it's frustrating seeing a sick kid trying to cope at school when he should be home in bed. 30 more sick kids soon, too.
GaryO - October 17, 2013, 8:22 am
Perfection. 5 Loogies
lgvernon - October 16, 2013, 11:19 pm

My whole family is recovering from a whopping case of stomach flu...
chickenlittle - October 16, 2013, 11:12 pm
haha, love it! :D


INSTAGRAM -




ATTENTION PALE PEOPLE -


TAGS: vintage pink pill pale people
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 10:53 am

Thank you, ma'am!~
MissPriss - June 25, 2013, 1:56 am
5Love at 1st site!


And He Said... -


TAGS: medicine man witch doctor lyrics scares a person better alaska eskimo vintage ph**o
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

GaryO - January 29, 2014, 8:30 am
Well, hey, how ‘bout jus cuttin’ down on the Kibble and Beggin’ Strips and increasing the brown glop….and water...much much more water.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:42 pm
Oh now ya gone and done it, I'm blushing! (mental note to self - raise Gary's weekly bribe amount).
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 10:24 pm
Actually, it was intended to be faux narcissistic. In reality, sweet monkey, you stand alone, rapidly becoming an all-time great (Airmanish). Tons of posters, 5L posters.
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:12 pm
Glad you enjoyed it Mr. Gary. I may be wrong but is that a hint of a compliment in your comment? Thanks hun!
MissPriss - January 28, 2014, 10:09 pm
I love when you're on...you make me look good. Again , thanks Little.
GaryO - January 28, 2014, 9:35 pm
Missy….girl…….you effing ROCK! Didn’t catch the ‘I’ve been fine’ first time around. Very wonderfully busy poster. Sometimes, sometimes, you remind me of me.....witch doctor song.....geeeezus
chickenlittle - January 28, 2014, 8:29 pm
ahahaha, love this! :D


KIDNAPPING - When holding someone hostage, please observe all posted safety signs.




RECRUITING -


TAGS: vintage cavalry poster humor
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 9:11 am

Yes, Sar'nt. Right away, Sar'nt.
falloutghoul - June 24, 2013, 9:09 am
Where do I sign up for Custer's regiment? And post this to MilitaryLulz if you haven't already.


WAR -


TAGS: home court advantage
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 4:14 pm
Delicious.
voodoo3535 - February 11, 2011, 10:55 am
Wolverines!!!!
valkor - February 10, 2011, 8:58 pm
sheer brilliance
rerun - February 10, 2011, 8:03 pm

absolutely fantastic


I FAILED MY DRIVERS' TEST -


TAGS: driving humor vintage pinup
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 7, 2013, 5:18 pm

Thanks, Silver!~ I love these classy vintage pinups, myself. Envy on my part~~pure envy!~
Silverheart - July 7, 2013, 1:39 pm

Those vintage pinups! Tasty! And good accompanying text on top of that. May the 5s be with you.


ACTING - It’s hard to take a role in someone’s life when you’re not even part of the script. -Anonymous




GETTIN TO KNOW THE RULES - Anonymus post, that's a paddlin' No spell check, that's a paddlin' Tunnel, oh you bet that's a paddlin'


TAGS: not using proper or clever tags thats a paddlin
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Capathy

LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:57 pm
I voted 5L, can I give out a paddlin'?
Capathy - November 18, 2009, 3:08 pm
*facepalm* I misspelled anonymous.. well, I reaps what I sows *bends over*
Capathy - November 18, 2009, 3:06 pm
Yep, still a little sore from my first motifake, but what doesn't kill us, might just turn us on. Or at least that's what my grandmother used to say.
GreyScorpion - November 18, 2009, 2:51 pm
Being a Timmy, that's a paddlin 5 lions
Sean - November 18, 2009, 2:47 pm
Perfectly done.
thatonechick - November 18, 2009, 2:34 pm
I love it! YAY!
MrRandom - November 18, 2009, 2:32 pm
Does anyone actually use the tags responsibly? 3 quarters of the site probably deserves a paddlin' otherwise.
Fatt Matt - November 18, 2009, 2:32 pm
This is great!! +5 paddlins
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 2:30 pm
Bwahahahaha!


GERMANY - Where Beer Has More Volume Percent Than Hard Booze In The Rest Of The World!


TAGS: alcoholic proof percentage solutions concentration
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 2, 2010, 2:43 pm
you recommended Bourbon. So I found a beer as 'hard' as Bourbon. 80% is too much, you're right. But we work on that!!!*fg*
GreyScorpion - April 2, 2010, 2:20 pm
80 proof beer? I don't think so...to be that high a % it'd have to be distilled, and then it's not beer anymore. you crazy germans ;)
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:11 pm

Miller lite? Give me some credit, Coors Cutter is the best there is............................................................................................................it must be good, they serve it at my AA meetings
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
@Mongo "Satans brew", interesting.
Mongo - April 2, 2010, 12:43 pm
They have this stuff called "Satans brew" in Naples, Italy.....so juicy n sweet. Same proof. So good.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 11:47 am
Yeah, anyone used to Miller Lite won't care for something like this. I could drink(sip) on that for hours.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:56 am

you know it has to be somewhat quality to come in a presentation case like that. Maybe not taste quality compared to the water down crap I drink.
spacedog - April 2, 2010, 10:54 am
Re=arrange the letters and you get Horsch****BS, and the country of origin only gives it one lion....(jk)
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:51 am

looks good doesn't it? And with a day like it is here I have nothing better to do.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 10:49 am
My god... my throat burns just looking at that.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:05 am

wish I could get a bottle imported.


JUVENILE CRIME - It's going down


TAGS: here s my tag
Rating: 2.75/5

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LOLZW - LOL zombie wedding! I'll go get the shotgun~


TAGS: zombie wedding sh**gun blood stuff tags
Rating: 2.22/5

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Bakstabr - June 10, 2010, 9:34 am
It's funny but i think it would have been better with the "Zombie Wedding" as the big text with "giving a whole new meaning to sh**gun wedding" underneath. Just me though


YOU CAN'T HIDE - What's inside




THE YOUNG AGGY - DAMMIT MOM! THIS IS NOT GUINNESS!


TAGS: aggys heritage comes in cases
Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 5:10 pm
I drank Guinness until my hair turned brown. So, all of you evolution nay-sayers...


THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM - Because it won't fit in the car




BUNGEE CORDS -


TAGS: taking advantage of your friends
Rating: 4.08/5

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MasterCoolieo - October 9, 2011, 12:47 pm
it appears rednecks have breached the racial barrier
Produceman117 - December 30, 2009, 2:35 pm
Not a cool thing to say, man.
know_it_all - December 30, 2009, 2:33 pm
Rope: i guess they've got something against it...
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 3:16 pm
That is the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Everyone knows you should alternate the direction of your friends so that there is someone holding on to both sides...amateurs.


IF I AGREED WITH YOU - we'd both be wrong


TAGS: tag
Rating: 4/5

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INGENUITY -


TAGS: despair day acheivemnet unecessary the man makes the clothes stare all you like tag mistake
Rating: 3.8/5

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Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 7:22 pm
Thanks for the votes, guys, and certainly for the comments. They're hilarious.
CANADA - November 5, 2009, 10:18 am
LMAO!
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 10:02 am
LOL...would you like new car scent or pine?
LogicDude - November 5, 2009, 9:56 am
Priceless! Now where did I lay that stethoscope?
Sean - November 4, 2009, 9:49 pm
Cool. I'm trading in my clip-board. What the hell was I thinking?
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 9:18 pm
Problems at home, Random? This is what happens when you don't go to that Halloween party!
MrRandom - November 4, 2009, 9:15 pm
Here I am making jokes about a cheating girlfriend and a warm watermelon, and this comes along and truly becomes awesome. Excellent Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 4, 2009, 9:14 pm
Thanks, guys. Stuff like that is always good to hear.
spacedog - November 4, 2009, 9:11 pm
Excellent Bart. 5Ls
CANADA - November 4, 2009, 9:09 pm
5lions for 5! Perfect score!
Bartimaeus - November 4, 2009, 9:05 pm
God! the comments are hilarious. Thanks for the votes, guys. I'm glad you like it.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 9:00 pm
A lab coat from Dr. Seymour Bush
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:57 pm
5L - welcome to the world!


OLD SAILORS NEVER DIE - Something something Seamen.


TAGS: yarr i have been tagged
Rating: 3.27/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 2, 2010, 8:10 pm
This is simple and funny...with hilarious tags...5L.
Faceplant31 - September 2, 2010, 4:05 pm
Crap! That guys stomach looks like one of the jumps from the OG Nintendo Excite Bike.


WURK SOCKS -


TAGS: no tags needed
Rating: 2.89/5

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forseti - June 30, 2010, 8:50 am
you might be right :/
ICEMAN - June 29, 2010, 8:23 pm
If you have to explain it, it's not worth it in the first place.
forseti - June 29, 2010, 5:30 pm
I hope everyone noticed that I changed the vowels to get the play on words with the socks?!?*g* For me it's my best till now. lol
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:38 am
Or rather a German trying to speak English.....
culos - June 29, 2010, 4:37 am
I guess the problem is that not everyone is able to read phonetic German....:-)
ThatGuy - June 28, 2010, 3:02 pm
lol very simple yet clever. the only reason i can think of for why its voted so low is those d*** nazis
forseti - June 28, 2010, 8:31 am
thx lord!you seem to be the only one who likes it ;)
Reality Lord - June 28, 2010, 8:18 am

frickin loved it. good play on words dude.


OUT-SOURCING TO INDIA - Looks like "CHINA'S" exporting their Human Rights Violations, (I mean dissident re-education) there.




PENTAGON BOMBING - The scumbag who inspired Obama's political career tried to 29 years before Al Qaeda did. Neither regret their actions.




BANNED AGAIN -


TAGS: motifake convention annual footage news
Rating: 5/5

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Airman - June 17, 2011, 3:45 pm
I see Culos got his passport back
Verdeckt - June 11, 2011, 9:40 pm
5150ML.. is that you?


Wife's Revelation -


TAGS: infidelity irony poster vintage
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 4, 2014, 4:33 pm

One word, girlfriend. Pants.
lgvernon - January 4, 2014, 4:32 pm

There are so many double entendre's here I...I...just don't know where to begin!~
Greeny - January 4, 2014, 3:55 pm
Notice the term volcanic is all intertwined within the other deceptive traits, just lurking there - waiting to blow
MissPriss - January 4, 2014, 3:47 pm
lg, you've seen me dancing at the bar?
lgvernon - January 4, 2014, 2:21 pm

And you're a better man for having done so~~(giggle)
GaryO - January 4, 2014, 2:17 pm
Yup, took her anyway.
lgvernon - January 4, 2014, 2:17 pm

Ahhh, I see. It's lies you want....
rerun - January 4, 2014, 1:09 pm

story of my life


F i s h i n g s t o r i e s -


TAGS: fishing stories sabotage seems fishy to me silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 25, 2013, 9:33 am
Well, now….wunner who the weird uncle might be…….note to self; put clothes back on when Motifaking.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2013, 11:07 pm
Am I the son?...I wanna be the son, those old guys are weird...
Silverheart - September 23, 2013, 10:01 pm

Praise from rerun, Moo+ and GaryO... that's like the father, son and weird uncle of the Moti-Network. Thanks guys, glad you like it.
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 9:16 pm
Presto. Motifaketastic!
rerun - September 23, 2013, 7:42 pm

This is what it is all about.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 23, 2013, 5:47 pm
Very cool. 5L


TITANIC SOAP -


TAGS: vintage bath soap advertisement
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - July 2, 2013, 11:07 am

That's not called 'sinking', GaryO...Ohhhhhh, you meant she was a big girl, huh?
GaryO - July 2, 2013, 9:07 am
Great find, LG. Reminds me of an old girl friend.


PREVENTION -




Adventure -




A TIGHT DRESS -




LISTEN, GIRLFRIEND -


TAGS: relationship advice vintage pinup humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - August 9, 2013, 1:05 am
And a few we wish were dead cuz they are soooo d*** annoying. I'm talking 5L kind of annoying... ;)


NEVER TRY TO IMPRESS A WOMAN -


TAGS: vintage pinup with dog
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 3:22 pm

Quote by W. C. Fields
rerun - June 23, 2013, 1:38 pm

Man, that is the truth.


History -


TAGS: history written by victors and women assigning blame does anyone even read the tags silverheart
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - September 15, 2013, 12:15 pm

heh I guess I'm not the only one that reads (and hopefully appreciates) oddball tags
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 15, 2013, 10:47 am
I also read the tags. I enter appropriate, yet humorous, tags in the form of a sentence to aid in the memorization of words or phrases in aid in the search.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2013, 12:15 am
I read them, but they're not meant for reading, they a**ist the search function. 5L


IMMUNIZATIONS -


TAGS: vintage smallpox victim before vaccine
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 5:26 pm
Apparently, he didn't have B or AB type blood. (nor did the pre-columbians)


Chubbies -


TAGS: vintage ads kids overweight meanings
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 28, 2013, 12:51 pm
Bahaha! Well thanks for the chat either way.
falloutghoul - June 27, 2013, 7:32 pm
Nooo, I'm afraid I'll scare off the childrens.
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:15 pm
Ohhh fallout...you can't leave me hanging like that! Spit it out...teehee.
falloutghoul - June 25, 2013, 8:54 am
Weird, I thought they meanth something else....nevermind.


Freaks -




Stop -


TAGS: hashtag hash this
Rating: 5/5

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bigbadwold - August 18, 2014, 8:23 pm
And I was already to play a game. Where's Whoopi. SHES MISSING
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 17, 2014, 11:10 am
Lol, exactly.
Oldsod - August 17, 2014, 7:02 am
#Hashtag Amen Brother#


Poppin' Corn -




Cabbage patch kids -


TAGS: vintage halloween costume
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 7, 2014, 12:42 pm
It's obviou5 this is an early ph**o of a very prudish Eve in the Garden of Eden.
MissPriss - March 6, 2014, 12:58 pm
No, she's walking over to the community club to help make the cabbage rolls for the 5L fund raiser...I hope.


SOMETIMES A TIE IS JUST A TIE -


TAGS: vintage ***ist advertisement humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 24, 2013, 2:18 pm

Sorry I didn't make the sub-text lighter. Glad I found this old ad.
Reality Lord - June 24, 2013, 12:26 pm

how the times have changed. ahhhh the good ole days


SBD -




MOD WISDOM -


TAGS: vintage ph**o motifake humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 10, 2013, 11:30 pm
Wow, wouldn't want to get on your bad side there hun...teehee. 5L's to keep it that way?


Don't complain -


TAGS: conformity security stagnation
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 13, 2013, 7:44 pm
Well said.


THRUTH IN ADVERTISING -


TAGS: roughout gloves funny tag humor
Rating: 4.9/5

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lgvernon - December 5, 2013, 6:41 pm

Hahahahahaha!
Cannabal - December 5, 2013, 5:40 pm
Yep, those gloves are perfect for handling wood.
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 10:56 pm

You might want to make a list...Many hugs..L
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 10:55 pm
….so that pressure on my throat wasn’t my goiter kickin’ up. Good to know. In celebration I think I’ll gargle, pee, and go to bed…hopefully in that order.
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 10:20 pm

Doubtful, but thanks for asking. In my age demographic, men mostly ask me for the time, or to please step aside so they can see the cute babe behind me. Then they ask me to please remove my foot from their neck. It's a win-win.
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 9:40 pm
on...(this is not going to go anywhere, is it)
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 8:45 pm

Depends...
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 7:55 pm
You just called me a triple asterisk B. Izzat like a come on? Izzis where I should say sumpm playfully alluring and debonair about yer ‘chamber’, or should I ease back into my lazyboy after adjusting my tucks?
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 3:54 pm

That's not a stove, you ***b. It's a nuclear fission chamber. The STOVE in my kitchen, however, does have a bottom drawer, in which I keep not only the aforementioned gloves, but an array of cootie-covered odds and ends, mostly forgotten 'til it's needed.
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 3:23 pm
Never knew there was a drawer in yer ‘stove’, let alone a bottom one. Repair job? Geezus, what’r those tubes of yers made of, titanium?
lgvernon - December 4, 2013, 12:44 pm

I'm not going to tell you I have a pair of welding gloves in the bottom drawer of my stove. Nope...not gonna tell you.
GaryO - December 4, 2013, 8:36 am
Personally, I prefer the ove glove
lgvernon - December 3, 2013, 10:26 pm

Wish I'd thought of the line BEFORE I made the poster. Thanks! ;)
Silverheart - December 3, 2013, 10:15 pm

Zing! Funny poster, funnier come back! 5Ls
lgvernon - December 3, 2013, 8:33 pm

Well...they usually come in pairs...sorry, I couldn't help myself.
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:02 pm

never had one


Casseroles -


TAGS: what we eat fast food cheap easy vintage housewife
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:28 am
Dawg! You trying to say I don't taste good with nothing on me?
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:26 am
...a side of fava beans and a bottle of chianti Silvie?
MissPriss - April 22, 2014, 12:21 am
Sod, I'm fast, cheap and easy. But sir, I never tease...teehee.
spacedog - April 21, 2014, 10:17 pm
Ha! You're frequented covered in ketchup? 5 heaping spoonfuls.
Silverheart - April 21, 2014, 7:06 pm

If you're on the menu, then I wanna fork
Oldsod - April 21, 2014, 5:55 pm
Awww...don't tease...


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